When we say "Big Dog," you know what we mean. They're impossible to miss -- hell, maybe you know that, because you're lucky enough to be one yourself.

While no big dog needs to prove himself any further, we all like to have fun sometimes. Give yourself a laugh, and the ladies a heads up, by introducing yourself with a BIG DOG piece.

Or, start the conversation with a (for once, non-verbal) BARK BARK in the direction of the nearest blonde. You think we're kidding? You must not be a big dog...